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Movies Demotivational Poster

WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.

TAGS: film movies okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.1/5

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okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
i mean, if it was a repeat, it should have been rejected by the moderator. not my fault.
okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
sorry 'bout that, but i wasn't around when the other two made their appearance. i guess great minds think alike.
Anonymous2 - March 22, 2011, 6:03 pm
And now the 3rd motifake to use that line from BTTF2 and that image makes its appearance. Original is 81425.


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.67/5

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colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm
This is my boom stick!

WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.

TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

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lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!

CLARK GRISWALD - Kiss my a$$. Kiss his a$$. Kiss your a$$. Happy Hanukkah.

TAGS: movies
Rating: 2.73/5

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FREDO, I LOVE YOU - Wanna go fishing?

HAMBURGERS - The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. -Jules Winnfield

stupid is as stupid does -


TAGS: aprchallenge horror movies
Rating: 4.68/5

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guest8916 - April 30, 2010, 11:48 am
Horror movies: Stop remaking them


PERSISTANCE - Never knowing when to stop.

ALTERNATE ENDINGS - They are always epic fails

TAGS: blair witch blair horror halloween movies
Rating: 1.67/5

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Charles - November 12, 2008, 3:54 am
Starring Elizabeth Montcumery, Agnes Moorehead, ***k York and ***k Sargent. (Funnily enough, the last 3 are their real names!)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:39 am
Not to be confused with the p***o knock-off The Bare Witch Project.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:37 am
That would be the Bear Witch Project then.
The Witch - November 12, 2008, 12:27 am
God that movie sucked. I couldn't stop laughing after they threw away the f***ing map. Should have been eaten by bears.

SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.

HOME MOVIES - They remind you of the times when life didn't suck.

From The Earth To The Moon -

TAGS: hollywood computers movies earth moon
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am


PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!

How About a Magic Trick -

TAGS: joker vampires movies blood enough is enough
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 8, 2014, 9:47 pm
I hope you're using 'Twilight' referring to my age . . . Lol.
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:46 am
A 5L bold statement from someone who is close to being in his Twilight years, don't ya think? Teehee

ORIGINALITY - It would appear Hollywood is severely lacking it.

TAGS: cheech chong harry potter movies
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 5:54 am
Wow...almost enough for a party! As long as no one bogart 'em Thanks ;)
Silverheart - October 29, 2012, 4:49 am
If only Harry Potter had that Cheech & Chong vibe... I give you 5 reefers, man

predictions -

TAGS: 3d movies films hollywood future
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 31, 2013, 1:45 am
Ye5, but not as awesome as that 3D in Back to the Future.



TAGS: horror movies assignment
Rating: 3.43/5

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IllicoPresto - April 30, 2010, 6:17 pm
People should always clam down in an emergency!

3D -

ALL THE THERAPY IN THE WORLD - Isn't going to help Kevin forget the day he found out how his single mother could afford to pay for his Ivy League tuition.

TAGS: moviestar mommy crankyhead
Rating: 4.89/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:56 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 11:10 pm
Excellent cranky! 5L
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 10:40 pm
Very well played.

Lucy -

KILLING IS HIS BUSINESS - But business hasn't been great. Please, take a moment to think about those really effected by the recession. Thank you.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON - Ruining movies since the 70's

TAGS: jackson samuel wizard funny movies lol
Rating: 2.16/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
You are so wrong man.

HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!

North By Northwest -

TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitch**** cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm

Do You Remember -

TAGS: movies retro e t sequels the end
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:15 pm
Yeah! That too! X-D lol
Cannabal - July 18, 2013, 11:48 am
Remember when the words "The End" came on the screen?
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:33 am
Dang, cynic, you’ve really been rollin’ of late. My exact sentiments here. 5L

Geoffrey Unsworth -

TAGS: cinematography films movies geoffrey unsworth
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:36 am
Okay crotch on most of them. But what about the "minkey'?
Oldsod - April 6, 2014, 7:36 am
I can't argue that.


OSCAR NOMINATION - He never got one... unbelievable

TAGS: elvis movies
Rating: 3.23/5

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Joshy8632 - December 20, 2009, 6:07 pm
Isn't that elvis in Hawaii Five O?
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:27 pm
Sean Connery covered this scene pretty well as Bond. Not as good at singing though.

A HANDFULL OF PENNIES - Everything gets devaluated these days, even movies.

GENTLEMEN - It's Movie Time

STOP BULLYING NOW - Because they take that haircut serious.

Campy Crossovers -

HORROR MOVIES... - Are Thought Provoking. You'll Never Have A Nice Day If You Have Other Plans.

BACK TO THE FUTURE II - We have neither hoverboards nor do we have flying cars, but at least every damn movie is in 3D.

TAGS: back to the future 2 3d movies
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
He's a constant low vote bomber... overdue punishment.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 6:19 pm
Not sure why he asked me about this on the other poster. Oh well.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 6:13 pm

never saw Avatar, don't plan on seeing it.

NOTHING HAPPENS - Nothing happens the entire movie.

TAGS: movies
Rating: 2.04/5

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Krissie - March 24, 2009, 9:10 pm
I agree with Jungie on this one. Watching the movie for that tortuous amount of time, is time I'll never get back...
Kung-Fu Devil - November 2, 2008, 10:22 am
I'm glad you all spoiled the film for me.
BiggieFrys - September 28, 2008, 5:47 pm
It should've said 'Irony'. Still funny though.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 7:20 pm
That's pretty much how it is. The planet gets tired of mankind's ****, and starts releasing this neurotoxin or something..It's hard to follow.
thehattinninja - August 30, 2008, 6:11 pm
people killed themselfs , while another grop tryed to avoid it, right? if i'm wrong let me know, cuz i'm to lazy to see the movie
lfiewjfalckxj - August 9, 2008, 3:56 am
**** happend
Fatty - July 30, 2008, 4:40 pm
I wasted 8 bucks on it... that happened.
Captain Whitey - June 18, 2008, 1:51 am
It was? d***, I was almost kinda tempted to see it.
Jungie - June 18, 2008, 1:47 am
Bow howdy. That flick was a **** sandwich.

BATMAN 3 - Wait, when did 2 come out?

TAGS: batman comics comic movies google
Rating: 1.95/5

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Daimyo Kazu - October 30, 2008, 5:45 pm
Not quite. There were at least two Batman movies made before Tim Burton got his ingenious hands on the material. One was black and white, the other was based on the campy '60s tv show, we all hold so dearly. So it is either Batman eight, or given the fact
willowbrook - September 9, 2008, 3:15 pm
1992, batman returns... dark knight is batman 6

X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE - I wanted to believe. Now I do--I believe it sucked!

TAGS: movies
Rating: 1.89/5

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Hairspray -

TAGS: movies
Rating: 1.49/5

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Dr. Rank - March 25, 2009, 4:26 pm
I'm guessing you're.............................straight?

MADNESS...? - This is Antarcticaaaaa!!

STEROTYPES ARE NECESSARY SOMETIMES - This place was packed before this guy showed up with his "pop-rocks"

Numero Deux -

TAGS: sequels movies anchorman will ferrell ron burgandy promotion over kill
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:36 am
I was really starting to get sick of his face...especially when he came here as a sportcaster for the "Roar of the Rings" curling tourney. But I know I'll end up renting the d*** video!
GaryO - January 16, 2014, 10:02 pm
‘tis a fact

Exorcism -

TAGS: movies exorcist exorcism sayings eerie
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:29 pm
forgive tge typos.surgery but wonder what they'll cut from the carrie remake...thanks airman
Airman - September 27, 2013, 12:17 am
5 thank God they cut that scene out of the movie votes
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 11:37 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary!
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:35 am
Good'n here, Missy.

Edge of Tomorrow -

TAGS: tom cruise emily blunt movies scientologists groundhog day
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:23 am

good movie. reminded me of a video game. respawn until you beat the AI that adjusts to your moves.

theater d-bags -

Steven Spielberg's -

Theater Popcorn in a Bag -


TAGS: movies past present story cgi
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 28, 2014, 2:24 am
Certainly not "House of Flying Daggers"!


basis and fact -

TAGS: drive angry movies nicholas freakin cage
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 11, 2013, 12:55 pm
Really? I didn't remember it coming to theaters, thank God. But that explains a lot.
Cannabal - September 11, 2013, 12:34 pm
Um....it was released. In 2011.

Evolution -

Your Life -

modern movies -


TAGS: movies treats
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bolverk3778 - September 29, 2012, 1:24 pm
Cannot afford the bus ticket to the out of town cinema, or the movie tickets so 'refreshments' have no chance.
tatespa - September 26, 2012, 11:20 am
Can't afford those once I bought the movie tickets!!!!

Indie Films -

creativity -

TAGS: creativity imagination art movies sharknado
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 4:47 pm
I seen this on Netflix, didn't watch, but saw it there. Decided against it on account of my "Save the Brain Cells" Foundation. But the poster gets 5L.
Cannabal - August 5, 2013, 9:42 pm
Dammit, the retardation from the Sharknado is spreading!
GaryO - August 5, 2013, 9:31 pm
‘Are you not entertained?’… Yes, I’m not entertained (??)….the correct answer to the question is driving me nuts. It’s like having two Lexuses……Lexi
steve1961 - August 5, 2013, 9:09 pm
Forgive Sho...if it hasn't crawled out of the depths of Hell, he's not interested...
tomyironmane - August 5, 2013, 3:30 pm
too bad, the rest of us were drunk and laughing.
Sho - August 5, 2013, 2:47 pm
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 1:08 am
Are you not entertained?
Cannabal - July 13, 2013, 3:03 pm
That's one being released next month.....
Sho - July 13, 2013, 12:16 pm
I smell low budget
GaryO - July 13, 2013, 8:38 am
Heh, space, you funny
spacedog - July 13, 2013, 6:59 am
Much scarier than Shih-tzunami.


TAGS: twilight host divergent giver movies
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2014, 1:12 am
It was her brother.
Sho - August 17, 2014, 10:33 pm
Divergent didnt had a third wheel in it
Silverheart - August 17, 2014, 4:30 pm
It's more than just the movie industry that churns out repetitive drek over and over. But I agree, this template has worn out it's welcome.

more concrete proof -

TAGS: stupid hollywood b movies sharks
Rating: 4.78/5

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Oldsod - May 5, 2014, 6:13 pm
You forgot "Sharktopus."
Cannabal - May 5, 2014, 4:31 pm
I believe Hollywood's version of this film was called "Pacific Rim."
Sho - May 5, 2014, 4:31 pm
Like with Sharknado and Ghost Shark, I didn't even bother watching the trailers


TAGS: g**s roles tv movies
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 10:55 pm
Probably all those lesbian women he dated for "appearance sake" back then teehee thanks for dropping a line airman.
Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:46 pm
Clark Gable was g**? who knew?
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:35 pm
thanks slick
Rick69 - November 19, 2012, 6:27 pm
Oh this... Is fabulous...

fair warning -

TAGS: romeo juliet movies plays original
Rating: 4.67/5

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Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 9:51 pm
Yea, what brick through yonder window lights? 'Tis the beast, and Juliet has a gun...

Kiera Knightly -


TAGS: im quoting one of the best movies ever do you know which one
Rating: 4.48/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 9:54 pm
thats funny as hell
sickartist - March 10, 2010, 5:21 am
Kelly's Heroes FTW!! 5 gold wrapped L's

Megan Fox -

YOU PLAYED IT FOR HER, YOU CAN PLAY IT FOR ME - Even the coolest of us pine and moan upon recalling the one perfect girl that got away

Hasbro's Sexism -

TAGS: hasbro transformers gi pony movies
Rating: 4.2/5

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MotivSearcher - September 7, 2013, 12:23 am
I have not seen it fully, but i Do know this, there is no such thing as a bad movie unless it rips off another. (cough) Atlantic Rim (cough)
Bolverk3778 - September 6, 2013, 8:03 am
Don't know about the rest of you but I found G.I. JOE Retaliation to be a let down.

So many to pick from -

Netflix Streaming -

STARS WARS - Had George Lucas never been born.

Bizarre -

TAGS: tom cruise movies hollywood crap 2013
Rating: 3.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 4:22 pm
Just for everybody's information, I'm NOT a scientologist . . . or a die hard Cruise fan.


TAGS: movies
Rating: 3.43/5

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CloudchaserS - August 24, 2012, 10:49 am
Wasn't she one of the cheerleaders in the video for Smells Like Nirvana?




TAGS: movies women lose attention fail
Rating: 2.89/5

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djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:34 am
Well, then, given the angle, that means you have a cute backside. ;)
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:28 pm
the one in the middle looks just like me

MOVIE BUDGETS - Just aren't what they use to be in the "Alien" movies

EASTER - I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take When people run in circles, it's a very, very mad world, Mad world

DON'T TALK BACK TO VADER - He'll get ya.

TAGS: vader darth movies star wars
Rating: 2.13/5

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Fredric T - December 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
You have ring around the collar

JOAN CRAWFORD - A style like no other, piercing eyes, a timeless look, and sex appeal that she knew how to use.

trust -

TAGS: movies
Rating: 1.33/5
Agamemnon - June 29, 2008, 7:12 pm
Don't underestimate the Eagles. They are an awesome band.

wolverine movies -

It Fixes Everything -

TAGS: movies theaters duct ***e fixes everything
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:53 am
I'm always looking for new uses for duck ***e, cynic! Thanks! 5 lol lions!